Sweet Nothings.
Andy: "My stomach is really hurting tonight."
Kim: "Why don't you lay down and I'll keep an eye on the puppy."
... 30 minutes later...
Andy: "You know, if we ever move to another place, we'd better seriously reconsider Cleveland."
Kim: "Why's that?"
Andy: "If we ever have children, I'm going to need a lot of help."
Kim: "It's certainly a life adjustment, like getting a puppy but much larger and we'll figure it out."
Andy: "No, I mean I'm going to need help handling pregnancy."
Kim: "OHHHHHhhhhh, you're going to need the help, huh?"
Andy: "I imagine that pregnancy feels 100x's worse than my stomach ache right now. I'm going to need all the help I can get to deal with you."
Kim: "Why don't you lay down and I'll keep an eye on the puppy."
... 30 minutes later...
Andy: "You know, if we ever move to another place, we'd better seriously reconsider Cleveland."
Kim: "Why's that?"
Andy: "If we ever have children, I'm going to need a lot of help."
Kim: "It's certainly a life adjustment, like getting a puppy but much larger and we'll figure it out."
Andy: "No, I mean I'm going to need help handling pregnancy."
Kim: "OHHHHHhhhhh, you're going to need the help, huh?"
Andy: "I imagine that pregnancy feels 100x's worse than my stomach ache right now. I'm going to need all the help I can get to deal with you."
posted by Kim at
8:53 AM
2 Comments:
*snort* men. Thank you so much for adding me to your blogroll, by the way! I am a quarter Polish myself, but sadly the only Polish I know is dja-dja, cause that's what I called my Polish grandfather. The architect on one of my projects is Polish-American and he shamed me by speaking it to the contractors today. If only...
(oh this is Nerdy Fashionista by the way... I moved the blog to a somewhat more design-appropriate URL!)
Thanks Nerdy Fashionista! I'm new to blogging and have enjoyed following yours. Talk soon.
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